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I Didn't Think You Had It In You
Dad was in the field ploughing when he noticed Mary run into the barn, A few seconds later Bruce runs into the barn after her.
After about 20 minutes they still haven't come out of the barn, So Dad decides to see what they are doing. As he walks into the barn he see's Bruce on top of Mary and he was going to town, Dad thinks to himself that dirty bastard and picks up a shovel and whacks Bruce on the arse with it.
Bruce jumps up and runs outside. Mary was still lying on the floor trying to cover up her modesty, Dad looked down at her and said, "I didn't think you had it in you Mary."
"Neither did I, dad," said Mary , "until you hit him on the arse with the shovel."
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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. -- Saint Augustine
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