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These two kids were talking and making up stories.

"My father can run 1000 miles in one day."

"Oh yeah? When my father raises up his hands he can reach the
sky."

"Oh yeah? When your father raises his hands into the clouds, does he feel something soft up there?"

"Yeah, he said he does."

"Well, those are my father balls."

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