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Having Your Way
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone
and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady had still not called back so her friend called her, "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said, "That S.O.B. had $500 in quarters!"
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They say the further along you get in life, the more you focus on matters of the self. I must agree: In high school, my big dream was to get in the pants of each and every cheerleader -- now my big dream is to get back in the pants I wore in high school. (Carl Knorr)
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