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The Au-Pair's Boyfriend

The young Swedish au pair had been working for the couple for over a year. While pleasant and hardworking, the girl still struggled with English.

One day she informed the Lady of the House, that her boyfriend in the Army was coming for a visit.

"That's wonderful. How long is his furlough?"

"Oh... yust the same as husband's yours, but a little bit thicker." the au-pair replied.

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