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A Day At The Park

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench talking amongst themselves, when a flasher came by.

The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Needless to say, the first old lady had a stroke....

Then the second old lady had a stroke....

And the third old lady, well... she couldn't reach that far.

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My first wife met me at the door once with, "Honey, I'm horny. Go get a dozen condoms."

I said, "Great! I'll be right back!" and I dashed off to the nearest drug store.

When I got back, she took the bag from my hand, said, "Thanks!" and walked out the door.

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