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A Simple Misunderstanding
It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honor." Testified the man charged with indecent exposure.
"Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge.
"Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar & she asked me what I wanted most in a woman -- so I showed her.
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Being called Ma'am isn't so bad -
unless of course, it is preceded by WHAM, BAM, & THANK YOU.
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