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Weight Problem
An overweight man was waiting in line at a bank.
There were two teenage boys in line behind me.
They were giggling and making fun of how fat the man was. After five minutes of this the man turned to the boys and asked them politely to stop, as he couldn't help his weight problem.
With this the boys asked, "Oh, and why are you so fat Mister?"
The Man turned around and replied: "Well, every time I screwed your mother, she gave me a cookie."
(Thanks Dick)
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The other night in bed, my wife was flipping the pages of the latest People magazine. The magazine featured the "100 Most Eligible Bachelors."
After watching her flip through the entire magazine twice, I said, "What's wrong?"
"I've searched cover to cover and I still can't find the order form."
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