The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while.
The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?"
"No, I'm just waiting."
"Waiting for what?"
"Waiting to hear what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer.
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Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. -- Putt's Law