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Differences
A little girl and a little boy are arguing about differences between the sexes, the real issue being which of the two children is superior.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, "Here's something I have that you'll never have!"
The little girl is upset by this and runs home.
A while later she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, "My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!"
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"It was just strictly professional. It was like a doctor or a carpenter plying his trade. I received no pleasure whatsoever.... I requested 32 takes for the perfection of the craft." - Actor/Comedian/Singer JACK BLACK, on his love scene with Gwyenth Paltrow in 'Shallow Hal'
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