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Children

I have a 4 year old son and a 3 month old daughter.

A couple weeks ago we were in a waiting room waiting for my mother in law and the receptionist was talking to my son.

She asked him if he helped change his sisters diapers.

He responded, "No, they're yucky, Mommy does that."

Not the funniest thing, but then she asked him if he helped feed his sister, to which my son replied in his best 'duh' tone, "No, I don't have boobies!" At which point the receptionist nearly fell out of her chair.

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Doug meets Bill at the bar for their usual after work drink. Bill is sitting there looking somewhat depressed.

Doug asks, "What's wrong pal?"

Bill replies, "Well, I finally succeeded in talking my girlfriend in to a threesome."

"Wow, lucky you. But why the long face?" Doug remarks.

Bill sighs and says, "Yeah, well, as the threesome into entered its second hour of hot and heavy action, it dawned on me that I really should have specified *my* involvement."

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