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Weight Loss Program

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. 'Guaranteed like heck,' he thinks to himself. 'But lets see what they think they can do.' He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, 'I like the way this company does business.' For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds.

I love this company, he thinks to himself, 'I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun.' Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the company's 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. 'Are you sure, sir?' Asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most vigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' says he, 'I love your program. Haven't felt this good in years!'

The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If I can catch you, I can have you.'

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