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I'm Pregnant

A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married ten years and wanted a baby very badly.

As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.

"Sir," she said, "I just received the best news you could ever imagine. I have to share with someone or I'll bust." She told him the news that she was pregnant. The man shared her enthusiasm as he shared his experience.

He said he was a farmer and had problems with his hens laying eggs. He stated that he went out to the henhouse one morning and all his hens had laid eggs.

He was so happy, he added "but confidentially, I changed cocks."

The newly pregnant woman responded, "Confidentially, me too."

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"I saw Spiderman last night, awesome movie. But I kept thinking how lucky Peter Parker was to have those web shooters form in his forearm instead of his ass like every other spider on the planet."

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