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Honeymoon

John and Suzi had just driven an exhausting 12 hour drive to their honeymoon destination in Daytona Beach, Florida.

They found their hotel room, but decided to refresh themselves with a dip in the hotel pool.

Suzi must have dropped a few pounds due to the pre-wedding jitters, because each time she dove into the pool, she lost either the top or bottom of her skimpy new bikini. They had the pool to themselves, so
they just laughed and retrieved the pieces.

Later, they dressed for dinner and went down to the hotel restaurant. Waiting for a table they sat in the lounge and ordered drinks. Above the bar was a huge, empty, glistening fish tank. Curious, John asked,
"Why is such a beautiful fish tank empty?"

The bartender grinned from ear to ear as he replied, "That's not a fish tank, it's the swimming pool."

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