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How Humiliating

A man walked into a public men's room. His arms are held awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging limply, fingers spread apart. He approached another man and asked, "Excuse me, but could you please unzip my fly?"

The second fellow was embarrassed, but felt sorry for the stranger, who appeared to be crippled. He thought how humiliating it must be to have to ask for help for something like this, so he complied, unzip-ping the first man's pants.

Next, the man asked him to hold his penis while he peed. The second guy is even more embarrassed, but does as he was asked.

Finally, the first guy finished, and the second man started to put his penis back in his pants. "Oh, I can take care of that," the first man said, blowing on his fingers. "I think my nails are dry now."

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Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald." -- Rita Rudner

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