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Adult Westerns
Pamela Anderson was offered a bit part in one of the first new "Adult Westerns" to be made this year. After reading the script, she roars up to the director, and says, "I absolutely refuse to play this scene."
Looking at the script, the director says, "But Pam baby-doll, all you have to do is point out the direction the outlaws took when the sheriff and his posse ride up to you."
"I know!" she fumed. "But look what I'm pointing with. The script says I'm supposed to place both hands behind my back and take a deep breath, turn north and say 'They went that-a-way'."
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The Five Sizes of Penises
Penises come in five sizes:
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Oh My God!
5. Is that available in white?
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